Nixed from

Rule: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...


Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Brad needs babies!
Holy crap. I do? Who do ya think the lucky one's gonna be?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Brad Looks Like Angelina, Nicole Kidman Loves Women, And More!"
So I share a name with a celeb. Big deal.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Brad says back off!"
Yes, please stop fondling my tail.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Brad Wants Angie Preggers Again!"
You again!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Brad does the drop off again"
O...K...

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Brad hates games"
Well, I would expect it depends one what kind of games you're talking about. Wink: no thank you. Sexy games: the more, the better.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Brad asks to Stay Bo's lawsuit"
Shit, I'm in a lawsuit? Why hasn't anybody told me this?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Brad Goes Gray"
I am not even going to try to figure that one out...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Stories that Brad likes"
Well, I do like reading...

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Brad eats it"
What, exactly, is "it"? Is "it" just something or is "it" those giant ants?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "In which Brad wears his wedding ring"
Oh, I'm married now, am I? Must have been the children.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Nothing! I didn't get anything for that one!